Monday, May 17, 2010
A New Blog.
I have created a new blog specifically for comics and music. That will probably be my primary blog from here on in, so update your bookmarks/rss. ALL of you.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Comics
Monday, February 15, 2010
Interview with Neil "The Real Deal" O'Neill
That's right, internet. It is time for my exclusive interview with pro-wrestler and humanitarian Neil "The Real Deal" O'Neill!!
Over-Analyzed: What is your favorite marine animal?
Neil O'Neill: Depends on how I feel. Usually a seal or eel.
OA: You are a well known lover of music. Vinyl or CD?
NO: Actually, I prefer reel to reel.
OA: What is your favorite television show?
NO: Tie. "Deal or No Deal" and "Ally McBeal".
OA: Who is your favorite professional athlete?
NO: Used to be Paul O'Neill, but now it's Shaquille O'Neal.
OA: Isn't that a bit unfair to just choose athletes with basically your last name?
NO: Doesn't feel like a big deal.
OA: Fair enough. It's time for our Lightning Round! One word answers only! Favorite color?
NO: Teal.
OA: Favorite religious attribute?
NO: Zeal.
OA: Favorite metal?
NO: Steel.
OA: Favorite action if someone is hurt?
NO: Heal.
OA: Favorite car part?
NO: Wheel.
OA: Favorite part of the banana?
NO: Peel.
OA: Favorite French name?
NO: Gilles.
OA: Favorite meat?
NO: Veal.
OA: Favorite body part?
NO: Heel.
OA: Favorite pose?
NO: Kneel.
OA: Good stuff. Way to handle the lightning round. Very informative. Well, thanks so much for granting us this exclusive interview, Neil! Best of luck in the future.
NO: It's been real.
There you have it. Here is a sneak peak from next week's interview with Neil's arch-nemesis, "True Blue" Stew Carew:
"Shoe."
See you next week!
Over-Analyzed: What is your favorite marine animal?
Neil O'Neill: Depends on how I feel. Usually a seal or eel.
OA: You are a well known lover of music. Vinyl or CD?
NO: Actually, I prefer reel to reel.
OA: What is your favorite television show?
NO: Tie. "Deal or No Deal" and "Ally McBeal".
OA: Who is your favorite professional athlete?
NO: Used to be Paul O'Neill, but now it's Shaquille O'Neal.
OA: Isn't that a bit unfair to just choose athletes with basically your last name?
NO: Doesn't feel like a big deal.
OA: Fair enough. It's time for our Lightning Round! One word answers only! Favorite color?
NO: Teal.
OA: Favorite religious attribute?
NO: Zeal.
OA: Favorite metal?
NO: Steel.
OA: Favorite action if someone is hurt?
NO: Heal.
OA: Favorite car part?
NO: Wheel.
OA: Favorite part of the banana?
NO: Peel.
OA: Favorite French name?
NO: Gilles.
OA: Favorite meat?
NO: Veal.
OA: Favorite body part?
NO: Heel.
OA: Favorite pose?
NO: Kneel.
OA: Good stuff. Way to handle the lightning round. Very informative. Well, thanks so much for granting us this exclusive interview, Neil! Best of luck in the future.
NO: It's been real.
There you have it. Here is a sneak peak from next week's interview with Neil's arch-nemesis, "True Blue" Stew Carew:
"Shoe."
See you next week!
Friday, January 8, 2010
Live bloggin reading Zack's blog
My friend Zack just moved his blog to a new host and changed to a funnier name. Last week he live blogged the last sip of a hot chocolate. I was going to live blog my reaction to his pictures, but instead I'll just show you the pictures I would have used.
What's going on here? I am intrigued...
Oh my god, will he enjoy this sip?
Will he burn his tongue? Oh my god!
Relief! My friend pretty much enjoyed
his hot chocolate, plus did not get burned.
Enjoy your day friend.
Read his website on the internet. It is funnier and more frequently updated than mine.
What's going on here? I am intrigued...
Oh my god, will he enjoy this sip?Will he burn his tongue? Oh my god!
Relief! My friend pretty much enjoyedhis hot chocolate, plus did not get burned.
Enjoy your day friend.
Read his website on the internet. It is funnier and more frequently updated than mine.
Happy New Year
I think this is funny.
Via Wikipedia, this is a list of the charges against Richard Reid (aka Shoe-bomber aka world-class asshole and Al-Qaeda operative). See if you can find the funny one:
I. Attempted Use of Weapon of Mass Destruction
II. Attempted Homicide
III. Placing an Explosive Device on Aircraft
IV. Attempted Murder
V. Interference with Flight Crew and Attendants
VI. Attempted Destruction of an Aircraft
VII. Using a Destructive Device During and in Relation to a Crime of Violence
VIII. Attempted Wrecking of a Mass Transportation Vehicle
He was found guilty of all charges and sentenced to life in a super maximum security prison. So. Yes. 12.5% of the reason that the infamous shoe-bomber, enemy of freedom and would-be destroyer of human life, is imprisoned for life, is that his actions got in the way of the work of flight attendants.
The fact that they even bothered with this charge in the face of everything else he did and planned really made me laugh. There is very little else to say about this.
Via Wikipedia, this is a list of the charges against Richard Reid (aka Shoe-bomber aka world-class asshole and Al-Qaeda operative). See if you can find the funny one:
I. Attempted Use of Weapon of Mass Destruction
II. Attempted Homicide
III. Placing an Explosive Device on Aircraft
IV. Attempted Murder
V. Interference with Flight Crew and Attendants
VI. Attempted Destruction of an Aircraft
VII. Using a Destructive Device During and in Relation to a Crime of Violence
VIII. Attempted Wrecking of a Mass Transportation Vehicle
He was found guilty of all charges and sentenced to life in a super maximum security prison. So. Yes. 12.5% of the reason that the infamous shoe-bomber, enemy of freedom and would-be destroyer of human life, is imprisoned for life, is that his actions got in the way of the work of flight attendants.
The fact that they even bothered with this charge in the face of everything else he did and planned really made me laugh. There is very little else to say about this.
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