Interview with Neil "The Real Deal" O'Neill

That's right, internet. It is time for my exclusive interview with pro-wrestler and humanitarian Neil "The Real Deal" O'Neill!!

Over-Analyzed: What is your favorite marine animal?
Neil O'Neill: Depends on how I feel. Usually a seal or eel.

OA: You are a well known lover of music. Vinyl or CD?
NO: Actually, I prefer reel to reel.

OA: What is your favorite television show?
NO: Tie. "Deal or No Deal" and "Ally McBeal".

OA: Who is your favorite professional athlete?
NO: Used to be Paul O'Neill, but now it's Shaquille O'Neal.

OA: Isn't that a bit unfair to just choose athletes with basically your last name?
NO: Doesn't feel like a big deal.

OA: Fair enough. It's time for our Lightning Round! One word answers only! Favorite color?
NO: Teal.

OA: Favorite religious attribute?
NO: Zeal.

OA: Favorite metal?
NO: Steel.

OA: Favorite action if someone is hurt?
NO: Heal.

OA: Favorite car part?
NO: Wheel.

OA: Favorite part of the banana?
NO: Peel.

OA: Favorite French name?
NO: Gilles.

OA: Favorite meat?
NO: Veal.

OA: Favorite body part?
NO: Heel.

OA: Favorite pose?
NO: Kneel.

OA: Good stuff. Way to handle the lightning round. Very informative. Well, thanks so much for granting us this exclusive interview, Neil! Best of luck in the future.
NO: It's been real.

There you have it. Here is a sneak peak from next week's interview with Neil's arch-nemesis, "True Blue" Stew Carew:

"Shoe."

See you next week!