Thursday, January 3, 2008

BIG NEWS

Someone changed all the year numbers everywhere! We don't know why this happened, we have our best investigators on the case, we are as scared as we're sure you all are.

For some reason all the dates end in 8 now.

This story is in development.

My producers are telling me I am an idiot apparently? More on this development shortly...

No that doesn't make sense, producers, the dates don't all change to 8 every year, or else I would already know about it.

Oh.

Not the 8 part, the change part. Gotcha.

Ok, apparently the numbers at the end of dates go up sequentially every few months, and this has been happening for some time.

Forever?

Then why are we only on 2008?

There are backwards numbers too?

This just in. Years are dumb, everyone. So is this post. Nothing changes.

Happy new year.

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